i am a potato in the shape of an arab human artist that has weird fetishes
also sensitive to height comparison conversations

you can call me Naru or w/e (rl name is Nada so yeh--)

◆◇Potatoes Gonna Potate◇◆

leadmetotheark:

omg do you ever just have severe intense feelings about a ship and you want to DO SOMETHING about it like write fic or make a video or graphics but for some reason no matter how intense your feelings are you just CAN’T make anything so you sit at your computer vibrating with the intensity of your feelings that you can’t do anything about

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100% proven zodiac analyses


aries:  short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus:  stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini:  intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer:  over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo:  melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo:  creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra:  ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio:  intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius:  honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn:  organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius:  extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces:  sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
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I SWEAR IM GONNA CLOSE TUMBLR AND NOT LOOK AT IT AT ALL TILL I CATCH UP ON FREE!

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whinecraft:

when youre drawing something and it looks really good

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when you wake up the next morning and it still looks good

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
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kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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