marisatomay:

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

prince philip is 99 what the fuck for

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i’m this 👌🏻 close to getting a tummy tuck surgery thissss 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 close

i’m having this feeling a friend i had mutual romantic feelings with is only nice to me when they want something from me

it’s literally the worst feeling ever

otherwise they talk shit to me about my gaming skills until i sign off from how depressed i get of their comments

idk why i do this to myself

i’m on the verge of deleting games from my ps4 because of it

back here again to post a text about how sad i am cause i’d rather my mutuals not see it

orangiah:
“i’m really bad at talking about things but i have not been doing so great lately
”

orangiah:

i’m really bad at talking about things but i have not been doing so great lately

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shadowy-dumbo-octopus:

fuck-wizard:

fuck-wizard:

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

You have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post

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it’s that kind of day where i don’t talk to my friends cause i feel like i’m a burden to them

feliville:
“Ohana
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luxeor:

ブレイブリーデフォルト II
Bravely Default II

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rentz:

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left alone - fiona apple / geoff mcfetridge / does the universe fight for souls to be together? - jamie varon 

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ndiecity:

cinnamon-rell:

ndiecity:

kestrele:

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

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you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

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banzai-jinto:

wereralph:

shortshifter:

Superliminal- a fun size perspective game!

how the fuck do you even BEGIN to code this

have you considered fucking off with that particular brand of witchery

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